“Aww, cooties!” screamed Sir Scared Alot, his voice echoing through the heart-shaped-balloon-filled air. He scrambled backwards, his shiny (and slightly too large) armor clanking with every panicked step. The Princess, a vision in pink and glitter, giggled. It was a sound that could melt glaciers… or curdle milk. Sir Scared Alot was pretty sure his milk was curdling.
“Cooties!” he shrieked again, brandishing Pointy Stick like a toothpick against a dragon. The Princess, however, was undeterred. She advanced, her tiny, bejeweled crown somehow radiating an aura of pure, unadulterated… girlishness.
“You can’t escape my love!” she chirped, her voice dripping with sugary sweetness. Sir Scared Alot shuddered. Love was, after all, a battlefield. And he was woefully unprepared.
He tried his signature move: the Tactical Retreat. He turned to flee, but his oversized greaves tangled in a patch of heart-shaped daisies. He stumbled, Pointy Stick flying from his grasp and landing with a plonk in a nearby rose bush.
“Oh, bother,” he muttered, scrambling to his feet. The Princess was gaining on him! He could almost feel the glitter emanating from her dress, a shimmering cloud of pure, unadulterated princess-ness.
He considered his options. He could try the Classic Diversion: feigning a sudden interest in a passing ladybug. But the ladybugs here were heart-shaped, too. Everything was heart-shaped! It was a tactical nightmare.
He could try the Invisibility Potion. Except, he’d used the last of it to avoid a swarm of excessively friendly butterflies. He’d ended up invisible for three days, wandering lost and alone in the Whispering Woods, pursued by a very confused squirrel.
The Princess was almost upon him! He could see the glint of… was that lip gloss? He gulped. Lip gloss was a weapon of mass… girlishness!
“Prepare to be loved!” the Princess declared, lunging forward with a tiny, bejeweled hand outstretched.
Sir Scared Alot squeezed his eyes shut, bracing for the inevitable. He imagined the cooties, swarming him like glitter-infused locusts. He imagined the forced tea parties, the endless discussions of… feelings. He imagined… giggles. Oh, the giggles!
Then… nothing.
He opened one eye, then the other. The Princess was standing before him, a slightly confused expression on her face.
“I… I forgot what comes next,” she confessed, her voice losing some of its sugary edge.
Sir Scared Alot blinked. “You… you forgot?”
The Princess nodded, looking slightly sheepish. “I was going to… to give you a kiss. But then I forgot why.”
Sir Scared Alot stared at her. This was it? This was the fearsome Princess he’d been running from? A princess who forgot her lines mid-battle?
He cleared his throat. “Well,” he said, trying to sound brave, “maybe… maybe we could just… call it a draw?”
The Princess considered this for a moment. “A draw?”
“Yes,” Sir Scared Alot said quickly. “A mutual agreement to… to not… kiss. Or… or give cooties.”
The Princess smiled. “Okay,” she said. “A draw it is!”
Sir Scared Alot breathed a sigh of relief. He’d faced the fearsome Princess, and… well, he hadn’t exactly won. But he hadn’t lost, either. And, most importantly, he’d avoided the cooties. That, he decided, was a victory in itself. He retrieved Pointy Stick from the rose bush (carefully avoiding the thorns) and, with a polite nod to the Princess, beat a hasty retreat. He still wasn’t entirely sure about this whole “love” thing. It was far too… girlish.
Get Ready For the 14th
It’s still a bit early to have the full details on all the LEGO Valentine’s Day offerings for 2025. LEGO tends to release these closer to the holiday. However, based on trends and some early information, here’s what we can expect, with some images of similar past sets to give you an idea:
1. LEGO Icons Bouquet of Roses (10328)
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LEGO Icons Bouquet of Roses (10328)
- Romantic Classic: A beautiful and timeless gift, this set allows you to build a dozen red roses with varying stages of bloom.
- Forever Flowers: These roses will last much longer than real ones!
- Perfect for: Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just because.
2. LEGO Icons Wildflower Bouquet (10313)
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LEGO Icons Wildflower Bouquet (10313)
- A Touch of Whimsy: If your valentine prefers something a bit more unique, this bouquet of wildflowers is a lovely option.
- Variety: Features 8 different species of wildflowers.
- Creative Gift: A fun and engaging building experience.
3. LEGO Botanical Collection – Mini Orchid (10343)
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LEGO Botanical Collection Mini Orchid (10343)
- Elegant and Modern: This mini orchid is a beautiful and low-maintenance alternative to real orchids.
- Stylish Display: Comes with a terracotta pot and a wood-effect plinth.
- Great for: Adding a touch of nature to any space.
4. LEGO Art LOVE (31214)
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LEGO Art LOVE (31214)
- Artistic Expression: A buildable LEGO version of Robert Indiana’s iconic LOVE sculpture.
- Symbolic Gift: A powerful and universally recognized symbol of love.
- Conversation Starter: A unique and eye-catching piece of decor.
5. LEGO Looney Tunes™ Sweetheart Tweety Bird (40824)
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LEGO Looney Tunes™ Sweetheart Tweety Bird (40824)
- Cute and Playful: This adorable Tweety Bird can be styled in two different ways: as Cupid or holding a bouquet of flowers.
- Nostalgic Charm: A perfect gift for Looney Tunes fans.
- Fun and Collectible: A sweet and charming addition to any collection.
Where to Find Them:
- LEGO.com: The official LEGO website is the best place to find these sets.
- Retail Stores: Many major retailers will also carry these Valentine’s Day-themed LEGO sets.
Tips for Choosing:
- Consider your Valentine’s interests: Do they love flowers, art, or classic cartoon characters?
- Think about their building experience: Some sets are more complex than others.
- Set a budget: LEGO sets range in price, so it’s important to set a budget before you start shopping.
I hope this gives you a good overview of the LEGO Valentine’s Day offerings for 2025! Keep an eye on LEGO.com for the latest releases and availability.